I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
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I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
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Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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