Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Randomize