I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
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Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
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Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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