Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
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Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
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If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
He did a backflip because drugs
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