I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
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