about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
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I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
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I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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