Plan B is the new Plan A
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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