Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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