Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
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