The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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