with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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