I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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