I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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