awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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