no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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