u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
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So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
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My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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