I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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