He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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