You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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