i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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