Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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