so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
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Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
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Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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