people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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