stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I don't deserve a penis
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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