White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
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