garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I can tuck mytits in my pants
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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