Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
