Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
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Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
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This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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