I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
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oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
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My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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