THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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