i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
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Girls should come with a carfax report
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
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Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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