BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
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