So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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