If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
Randomize
