K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
this boner is exhausting
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sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
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If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
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