He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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