i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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