at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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