hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
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Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
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Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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