Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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