i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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