Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
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My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
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This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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