Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I think I am morally bankrupt
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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