I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
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Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
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He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
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