So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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