I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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