Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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