You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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