It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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