Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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