that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
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