Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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