Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
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In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
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WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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