They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
