Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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