Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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