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Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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