So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
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She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
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I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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