I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
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